Mud Magnet Gifts

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

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'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

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"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'It needs more dirt.'

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'Shakin' bacon.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house... It's kinda my job!"

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

'An oil spill in the YARD?'

'Since Doc hired that new technician he doesn't have to wade through the mud anymore.'

"Sometimes I think he goes outside, rolls around in the mud, then comes in and shakes it off on us on purpose."

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'

The Mud is a terrible thing to waste.

"If God didn't want us to be happy He wouldn't have made s**t."

'It's not fair! Mom makes me clean up, but her plants are allowed to be in the mud all day!'

'Maybe we should enter politics: There seems to be a lot of mud slinging involved...'

'The mudguards don't work.'