Mud Magnet Gifts

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Playing pig

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Shakin' bacon.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house... It's kinda my job!"

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

'An oil spill in the YARD?'

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'

'It's not fair! Mom makes me clean up, but her plants are allowed to be in the mud all day!'

The Mud is a terrible thing to waste.

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

'Since Doc hired that new technician he doesn't have to wade through the mud anymore.'

"Sometimes I think he goes outside, rolls around in the mud, then comes in and shakes it off on us on purpose."

"If God didn't want us to be happy He wouldn't have made s**t."

'Maybe we should enter politics: There seems to be a lot of mud slinging involved...'