Moving To An Eco-friendly Home Gifts

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Global Warmer 2000.

"Steamed vegetables."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Touring Cyclist

'I blame global warming!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Earth stove