Eco-friendly Home Enthusiast Gifts

Gas Vs. Electric

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

God's Subcontractors

Just Stop Boil

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Touring Cyclist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I blame global warming!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Global Warmer 2000.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Solar Frankenstein

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Evolution.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.