Carbon-conscious Home Buyer Gifts

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The big pause

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Grown for Flavour

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

"Forget it. Too many preservatives."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"I've already got one luv!"

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

'Everybody else is going green, so we will to - Bring us a bottle of vinho verde.'

"We spent a small fortune buying all organic food to keep up with the Joneses."

"This bath obsession you have is doing nothing to reduce our carbon footprint."

"Look at all that stock market green, and tell me if we're making it a greener planet."

Dolphin buying dolphin-safe tuna.