Climate-conscious Households Gifts

"This bath obsession you have is doing nothing to reduce our carbon footprint."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I blame global warming!'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

Just Stop Boil

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Environment Friendly House.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Would it kill you to compost?"