Moving Sale Aficionado Gifts

"The good thing about Donald Trump as president is all the moving sales from people moving to Canada!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Invisible clothes

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

Real Estate Personals

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I see

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"