Moving Sale Aficionado Prints

"The good thing about Donald Trump as president is all the moving sales from people moving to Canada!"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Invisible clothes

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Real Estate Personals

Last Chance for Everything.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'They're playing house.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.