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'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Couple Watching Scary Film

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"Is it any good?"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"

The Marx Brothers in 3D

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'