Moviegoer Musings Prints

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Couple Watching Scary Film

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"Is it any good?"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

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