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"Wow. You weren't kidding, that movie was terrible. Ok, I'll give you those two hours of your life back."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)