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Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

TV-Man

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Star Wars Audience

"I'm having a pajama day."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Binge Watch

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'