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Binge Watch

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Birthday To-Do List

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Movies through the decades.

Inactive wear store.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'