Movie Magic Holder Pillows

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cheating Death.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Lovers

Beware of the Cat.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Not here, Fred.'