Mouse Patrol Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat Mask

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

Mouse shopping after hours

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

'How are you?'