Mountain Top Meditators Pillows

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

David Attenborough's Morning

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'I hired a decorator.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

Man is pulled in all directions.

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

A middle aged cow.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'