Mountain Meditators Pillows

"The meaning of life is cats."

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

David Attenborough's Morning

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

Man is pulled in all directions.

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'I hired a decorator.'

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

A middle aged cow.

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

Delivery.