Mountain Life Gifts

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Skiing

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skier and his dog.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Climbing with the baby

Recalculating

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"This is a duet yourself project."