Mountain Dwelling Enthusiast Gifts

What people won't put up with to have a view.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Recalculating

Climbing with the baby

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"This is a duet yourself project."

OM, SWEET OM

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'