Motto Collectors Gifts

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Bear Office Worker

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

I always frame yours, J.B.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'