Motto Collectors T-Shirts

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

Bear Office Worker

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

I always frame yours, J.B.