Mantra Collector T-Shirts

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'If you don't make it, can I have your mantra?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."