Mantra Collector Mugs

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'If you don't make it, can I have your mantra?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

"Say hello to my little friend."

The devil you know and his plus one

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

Larry's Literary Market

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'