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"Every day is a somewhat new day."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

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'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Think Big.

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A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Your aptitude is important, but more important for success is your attitude."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Is something bothering you?"

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"Our motto is work smarter, not wealthier."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Chicken Affirmations

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

"Well, we've narrowed down our search for a new company motto. Shall we take a vote?"

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"Okay, I've centred myself. Now what?"