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Carpe Noctem

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

A boy with a camera

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."