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Carpe Noctem

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Another day in the Splenda mines

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Shakespeare Street

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

A boy with a camera

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Management Reshuffle

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'