Mottos T-Shirts

'Live fast - Die young.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"That's our new church mascot."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Child development.

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Mr Met

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

No poking doughboy

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"Our motto is work smarter, not wealthier."

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"We never found out what he was referring to: people, precepts or portfolio."

'It's a shaggy dog storey.'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''