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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

The Running of the Brie

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Antler Buzzers.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

French Animal Noises.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Toast kidnapper.

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

House for Sale.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

Blind Cyclist