Quirky Motto Fan Prints

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

The Running of the Brie

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Antler Buzzers.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Deer Cross Dressing.

French Animal Noises.

"He's at that awkward age."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Toast kidnapper.

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

House for Sale.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.