Motormouth Enthusiast Gifts

"Why do you keep saying I have the right to remain silent."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Mine's camper."

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Bad Hare Day

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Pamplona 500

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'