Motorbike Meditator Gifts

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

Meditation

Yoga with Baby

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'