Office Meditator Gifts

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Be Healthy

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

Cactus seats.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"You've been served."

Free-Floating Anxiety