Motor Trade Professional Gifts

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Smile

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Electric car

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Slipstream

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Bahrain F1

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

"Except moles, madam."

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

Alain Prost

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Ok guys, very funny, joke's over. Now, what have you done with the car?"

'I need to work a different shift.'