Motor Trade Professional Mugs

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Smile

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

General Motors.

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Slipstream

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Bahrain F1

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Except moles, madam."

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Michael Schumacher

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Uber Out of Luck

Volkswagen with skull face