Motor Insurance Professional Mugs

Motor Insurance - I see you work in the petrol pricing dept. of an oil company.

Smile

Healthy Patients Only

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Demonic Repossession.

Electric car

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Where HMO's are headed

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Slipstream

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"So many acquisitions lately ... should we be worried?"

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Your big end has gone

Bahrain F1

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.