Motor Sport Analyst Gifts

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"I need to tinkle."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Under pressure.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bob's Driving School.

The Other Cooperstown

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Centaur Forward

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'God's speed.'

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Smile

Lost Season

Basketball.