Motor Sport Analyst Prints

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Under pressure.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Bob's Driving School.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Other Cooperstown

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Centaur Forward

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'God's speed.'

Wilfried Zaha

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

Lost Season

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Basketball.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'