Motocross Gifts

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

Swine Flew.

Sore Loser

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Jump Stop

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I need to tinkle."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Under pressure.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'God's speed.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Dairy Devil

Smile

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."