Motocross Pillows

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

Swine Flew.

Sore Loser

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Jump Stop

"I need to tinkle."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Under pressure.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'God's speed.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Smile

Dairy Devil

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.