Motocross Enthusiast Pillows

Swine Flew.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

Chris Froome

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Pamplona 500

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'