Riding Motorcycles Pillows

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

First past the post.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Bicycle Sidecar.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Pet Pony

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."