Motocross Dreamer Pillows

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Amazing Man-Spider

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Super Heroes.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Bob's Driving School.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.