Motocross Dreamer T-Shirts

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Super Heroes.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Bob's Driving School.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"And how would you like your steak?"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."