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'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

The Personal ATM

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."