Motivational Seminar Gifts

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

How leaders fail

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Go! Means NOW!

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Courage. Love.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

Ego Increasing School

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Economic Conference.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'