Motivation Workshop Gifts

Courage. Love.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Belief and Trust.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Brainstorm in progress.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Presentation skills.

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Team Leader

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

How to engage an audience

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"You can do it!"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."