Business Seminars Gifts

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

Business 101...THIS END UP...the bottom line.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

How leaders fail

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Here we are."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Office meeting

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."