Educational Seminars Gifts

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to engage an audience

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Time management office worker

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

Economic Conference.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!