Motivational Challengers Gifts

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Bee Chess

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

Snowman has carrot on stick for motivation.

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Staff Rereads Dale Carnegie!