Motivationally Challenged Gifts

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Prawn Amend

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Motivation Coach

'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I'm pretty sure the definition leadership is the use of anger to motivate those who are already miserable."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'I'm glad you're enthusiastic and energized by the Monday morning meeting...but you've got to be more of a team player.'

Traditional Management Style.

Following through!

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'

"It doesn't matter how small you start...."

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

"My room was clean last week, it's not my fault you missed it."

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

"He finds it difficult to get in touch with his emotions."

"I didn't know how to complete a crossword until I filled in all the blanks..."

Motivational Speaker: Chronic Larangitis

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

'I'm Zorro Borinsky, the new company motivation coach! This sign means 'Lazybones, no bonus'!'

Office Diaries