Mental Challenges Gifts

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Prawn Amend

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

'I put all the important stuff up there. He likes to know it off the top of his head.'

"Excuse me. Are those the up stairs or the down stairs?"

"I didn't know how to complete a crossword until I filled in all the blanks..."

Eldrow

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"With therapy, I've found I don't need it."

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

Whack-a-nail.